I’m so annoyed, I can’t help it.

I can not function without you

Ocean wind makes me angry,

And I’m coming down with some flu

 

 

There is no surf and that annoys me –

No giant waves to over-sway

And on the news there’s global warming

And signs of radioactive decay

 

 

I keep myself stimulated –

Ten cups of coffee every day

My yard and pool need some cleaning,

My clothes and thoughts are in disarray

 

 

I feel I don’t have much to offer

And I don’t mean to lead you astray –

I wouldn’t want to lock you away…

 

(The world around is so risqué…)

 

 

I am so annoyed, I can’t help it.

Nothing makes sense to me any more

I am so annoyed, I can’t help it.

Nothing makes sense to me any more

 

 

I don’t know where I am going,

If you just look away

Ocean wind is so annoying,

My clothes and thoughts are in disarray

 

 

I know I don’t have much to offer

(sorry darling)

And I don’t mean to lead you astray

(or overplay)

 

 

And on the news there’s global warming

(again, they tell us)

And signs of radioactive decay

 

 

I am so annoyed, I can’t help it.

Nothing makes sense to me any more

I am so annoyed, I can’t help it.

Nothing makes sense to me any more

I am so annoyed, I can’t help it.

Nothing makes sense to me any more

 

 

(…because it never stops …

because it never stops …)

 

 

I don’t know where am I going,

If you just look away

Ocean wind is so annoying,

My clothes and thoughts are in disarray

 

 

I know I don’t have much to offer

(sorry darling)

And I don’t mean to lead you astray

(or overplay)

 

 

And on the news there’s global warming

(again, they tell us)

And signs of radioactive decay

 

 

I am so annoyed, I can’t help it.

Nothing makes sense to me any more

I am so annoyed, I can’t help it.

Nothing makes sense to me any more

I am so annoyed, I can’t help it.

Nothing makes sense to me any more

 

 

I am so annoyed, I can’t help it.

Nothing makes sense to me any more